The One Piece

[Thom'ex Deeler]

The year is currently ??????? and Thom is still looking fab. He looks around his parlour and notices something is different..
EGAD IT'S GONE! I search desperately for the treasure but alas it is no where. The Styllish customers are all now noticing Thom in a panic and are asking questions, Thom what is it? the hags say in unison.
MY WIG! MY LEGENDARY WIG!
What wig Thom? you hair looks amazing
THE WIG! the wig of everlasting beauty is missing!
((Camera pans out as everyone in the store lets out a WHAAAAAAAAAAA????))

Three weeks later

((bells ring))
Thom dinner time
but mum I cant do anything without the one wig
Then stop mopin and go git it!
You're right mom! with my powers I can do anything!
Ha! you're nothing but an aesthetics man go hire some REAL fighters, and check the goddam clue the thief left you

3 hours and one identity crisis later

Okay posters, check! money, check! and of course the treasure map, check!
((the next day))
Okay so no one showed up guess I have to update the poster with what we're doing and hope people tag a long.

1. Gather at the Salon were I give out money to the mercenaries
2. travel to a small tribe and get a cool boat and a guide to guide us through the dangerous sea
3. survive the dangerous sea
4. get through the amazon jungle
5. pass the cave by the vulcano
6. get back the Wig
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OKay mom I'm getting ready for a life changing adventure!
Come on gang we're off to find the one Piece!

[Yeorl Oakenleaf]

jewdith crosses her armms she is mad, allen an charlie did no bring jake 2 her house on time
- audence laffs becuz 2 half men is supa funny-
"allen!" she screms "i tought i told u 2 bring him 2 me, u kno i h8 charlie and ur mom."
allen looks at da audence and shrugs he iz rlly nervous and we kno it.
- da audence gos crazy-
"sorry jditth i ddint men 2- HAHAH GET IT? MEN 2 LIK DA SHOW?



- John Sprague

John entars da room wit thom and he says "sorry thom my mom and dad did fight again and charliee tak me l8 for my manicure also sex wit camron"
he rolls his eyez becuz devin and anime and minecraft.
"i herd u look 4 one piece, i tink i saw at burnt reynolds huse."

[Thom'ex Deeler]

oki dats all we ne3d i say
we get our stuff and leav da town,
der is a dramatc scene were out mums dun want us 2 go nemore becuz we babiz


((2 weeeks l8r))

oki guyz we goot ur idian guyd now we gotta get da boat!
how we gonna do that??

[Yeorl Oakenleaf]

our mums wer rlly mad an scurred but in da 2 weeks dat we leve we grew up so it was ok




"thom! i saw dis 1 on empizode opf mcguyvar, we just nedd 2 nipples, rubber band and 1 hair gel - dats how u mak boat." John says fingering his own pussy.

after lik a week of buildin da boat, da two lovers adventurars built der boat and sailed da missisipi! (like louis and clarke but less gay, ok8 more gay)


^^^
da boat

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